I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
no you cant smoke seaweed
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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