they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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