We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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