time to smoke my breakfast
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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