How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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