Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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