I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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