I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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