I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
