is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
