Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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