I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We were destined to go to rehab together
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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