just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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