Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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