I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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