I think I won the penis lottery.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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