Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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