pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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