So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
