so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We are all done wearing pants today
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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