Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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