Are we in a gay sports bar?
time to smoke my breakfast
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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