I need help removing her.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You're a waste of cheezeits
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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