I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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