Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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