wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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