physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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