Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The struggles of a small town man whore
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
