"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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