I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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