So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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