i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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