He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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