Please, let me fuck your mom
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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