Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
