just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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