I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
PANTIES FOUND
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