Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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