it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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