why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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