I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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