my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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