I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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