You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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