My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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