you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
