That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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