how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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