So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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