You just made me feel so damn special
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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