She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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